Funny Lists 2: You might be a Harry Potter fan if...« Back to List of Games

Read for humor while guests are waiting in line or doing another activity.

Materials:

printed out list to read

Instructions:

Harry Potter fans have jointly compiled this list related to being a muggle:

You might be a Harry Potter fan if...

You call party-poopers muggles. (Geri)
You read the books in French to get a 'new' experience of HP. (elfbadger)
You stare at a locked door for hours (Muggle Mommy)
Your house is decorated in "Early Hogwarts" (Muggle Mommy)
You've taken the HP toys away from your children and hid them in your own closet. (Muggle Mommy)
You and your friends have a birthday party every year in Harry's honor (and decorate with an appropriate number of candles). (darastar)
You stake out the best parking spot in front of you local bookstore on July 15th so you don't have to waste a second to read HBP. (Starstone)
You are despondent that Santa Claus did NOT put a wand with a phoenix feather core (any kind of wood would do) in your Christmas stocking. (Old Person)
Your friends bribe you to shut up for an hour about HP. (Asphodel Wormwood)
You suffer clinical depression after the death of a character. (Asphodel Wormwood)
You get your name badge at work changed to a characters's name, like 'Hermione'. (Asphodel Wormwood)
Your friends call you by that name. (Asphodel Wormwood)
You are thinking about a happy or funny scene while you are walking through town and smile randomly and people smile back at you thinking you are being nice to them. (Asphodel Wormwood)
You talk about HP with your therapist. (Asphodel Wormwood)
You play with your child's Zonko's Joke Shop Wand more than they do. (Celtic Angel)
You drag your kids down the Harry Potter aisle in the toy section to look at the new things. (tiddlywinks)
When you say "Alohamora" under your breath when unlocking your car with the remote. (Anguinea)
You go to King's Cross on September the 1st and a tiny part of you truly expects to see a large group of children with robes and trunks.
(crazypalefreak)